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venomupontheblade:

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

mushroom-fantasy LOOOOOOOL

Ugghhh my goooooddd!!! DD: I WAS SCARED FOR A MOMENT!

(Source: moringmark)

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venomupontheblade:

cheeburgs:

I’ve never been tricked this hard in my entire life.

mushroom-fantasy

Why would you do this

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A Tribe Called Quest!

A Tribe Called Quest!

(Source: abstract-poetic, via 90s90s90s)

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satines:

Favourite Movies - The Fifth Element (1997)

Zorg: Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed… look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and colour. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business.

(via 90s90s90s)

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Heh heh heh heh ho!

Heh heh heh heh ho!

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1 week ago

bonesmakenoise:

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

(via hammersmashedpotatoes)

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eamo2747-deactivated20140924 asked: I'm confused about what Beethoven was doing in the black composers post. He was German.


Answer:

heckascootie:

tj:

runonsentencesaboutemotions:

cubbyzissou:

thepianogirl1:

unimaginableunimaginable:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

takingbackourculture:

By golly gee! I keep forgetting that Black people didn’t exist until the Fresh Prince of Bel Air came on television! Or that Black people existed in anywhere else than Africa even with slavery going on :) My apologies.

Anyway, here’s proof that Beethoven was Black:

"… Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making Spain their capital—for some 800 years.

In order to make such a substantial statement, presentation of verifiable evidence is compulsory. Let’s start with what some of Beethoven’s contemporaries and biographers say about his brown complexion:

Beethoven2

(Louis Letronne, Beethoven, 1814, pencil drawing.)

"Frederick Hertz, German anthropologist, used these terms to describe him: ‘Negroid traits, dark skin, flat, thick nose.’

Emil Ludwig, in his book ‘Beethoven,’ says: ‘His face reveals no trace of the German. He was so dark that people dubbed him Spagnol [dark-skinned].’

Fanny Giannatasio del Rio, in her book ‘An Unrequited Love: An Episode in the Life of Beethoven,’ wrote ‘His somewhat flat broad nose and rather wide mouth, his small piercing eyes and swarthy [dark] complexion, pockmarked into the bargain, gave him a strong resemblance to a mulatto.’

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Beethoven’s death mask: profile and full face

C. Czerny stated, ‘His beard—he had not shaved for several days—made the lower part of his already brown face still darker.’

Following are one word descriptions of Beethoven from various writers: Grillparzer, ‘dark’; Bettina von Armin, ‘brown’; Schindler, ‘red and brown’; Rellstab, ‘brownish’; Gelinek, ‘short, dark.’

In Alexander Thayer’s Life of Beethoven, vol.1, p. 134,  the author states, “there is none of that obscurity which exalts one to write history as he would have it and not as it really was. The facts are too patent.” On this same page, he states that the German composer Franz Josef Haydn was referred to as a “Moor” by Prince Esterhazy, and Beethoven had “even more of the Moor in his looks.’ On p. 72, a Beethoven contemporary, Gottfried Fischer, describes him as round-nosed and of dark complexion. Also, he was called ‘der Spagnol’ (the Spaniard).

Other “patent” sources, of which there are many, include, but are not limited to, Beethoven by Maynard Solomon, p.78. He is described as having “thick, bristly coal-black hair” (in today’s parlance, we proudly call it ‘kinky’) and a ‘ruddy-complexioned face.’ In   Beethoven:  His Life and Times by Artes Orga, p.72, Beethoven’s pupil, Carl Czerny of the ‘School of Velocity’ fame, recalls that Beethoven’s ‘coal-black hair, cut a la Titus, stood up around his head [sounds almost like an Afro].  His black beard…darkened the lower part of his dark-complexioned face.’

  BeethovenCweb

Engraving by Blasius Hofel, Beethoven, 1814, color facsimile of engraving after a pencil drawing by Louis Letronne. This engraving was regarded in Beethoven’s circle as particularly lifelike. Beethoven himself thought highly of it, and gave several copies to his friends.

Beethoven, the Black Spaniard

(read more here)

They whitewashed BEETHOVEN?  O_O

Thank you, history/fact-checking Tumblr.

I now feel the need to go burn every white-skinned image of Beethoven I can find.

beethoven was totally black! how do people not know this?

jk because erasure

I have been playing Beethoven’s music for 10+ years now and had absolutely no idea he was black.
My life has been a lie.

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT.

I HAVE A BACHELOR DEGREE IN MUSIC, MY MAJOR WAS “MUSIC HISTORY, THEORY, AND LITERATURE”

I TOOK MULTIPLE CLASSES SPECIFICALLY IN BEETHOVEN’S STRING QUARTETS AND MY SCHOOL HAD AN INTERNATIONAL BEETHOVEN SYMPOSIUM WHERE THERE WERE PAPERS ON THINGS LIKE THE KIND OF FUCKING PAAAAAAPER HE DID HIS MANUSCRIPTS ON, IN DIFFERENT CITIES, TO SEE WHERE AND WHEN HE WROTE SPECIFIC SNIPPETS OF MUSIC.

NEVER IN MY EDUCATION OR READINGS DID I EITHER

A) NOTICE THIS

B) WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD THIS.

I think there’s a combination of systemic racism in this, and my own internalized racism. I have, in fact, read Maynard Solomon’s biography and didn’t pick up on this. I have read the Czerny sources as well. My Beethoven teacher (Bill Kinderman) is one of the top Beethoven scholars in the world, and I don’t remember hearing any of this from him.

I even did a semester of graduate work in musicology, specifically focusing on the Beethoven string quartets (I really fucking love those things) and we never spoke about this.

I cannot say I am in any way surprised at this. I am embarrassed, angry, and upset that this was erased from my DECADES of music education.

Which doesn’t surprise me at all, because classical music is very specifically in our culture for white people, especially men, especially upper class white men.

Oof, this one is going to take a while to fully fucking digest, I am in angry tears.

Holy shit. One of the greatest musical minds of all time and he got whitewashed.

The truth needs to be spread.

Johnny Carson voice: “I did not know that.”

This isn’t the first time that I’ve read on tumblr that Beethoven was black, but I feel compelled to reblog it now because casually scrolling past evidence of erasure and noting it is not enough. I’d love to see a documentary about this.

Holy shit. *mind has been blown*

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venomupontheblade:

grizzlygains:

skr0ala:

gaymanual:

roonil24:

2-spooky-4-me:

yeffyaboyuice:

i-love-big-booty:

DEADMAU5 HAS NO CHILL

Joel has to dip his nuts into every goddamn situation jfc

What an asshole

Seriously “the only one who does shit” what a fucking dick 

I don’t know what others think, but when I think of Krewella, I think of the 2 girls who “DJ” and hype up the crowd by talking over the music.
And by “DJ” I mean the same talentless thing everyone else does. The way to succeed in EDM doesn’t mean you have to produce good music. Half the people headlining shows and festivals don’t. They are more known for synching up a build up of one song with the breakdown another and slowly moving the mixer towards the new one until the next drop kicks in. Maybe fiddle with a low-pass filter here and there, and a lot of pretending to do stuff.

And by “the guy who actually does shit”, he means what he says. The Krewella girls said they would be better off hiring people on the outside to produce tracks for them than splitting the earnings with him. Joel  knows what he’s talking about. He’s not stupid. It’s not like the guy says something and then 3 days later is all “Oh, sorry I said that. I didn’t mean it. Krewella please like me again”. Still though, I would be surprised if Krewella fell off the map, despite this. Being the sellouts that they are, they’ll probably be playing more with the dude gone and be putting out a lot more “records” under their name. I mean, who wouldn’t want to ghost produce for a popular face in the “EDM” industry? I bet a ton of people will jump at the chance to get their product out there and for shit money too. Anyways, back to deadmau5.

Now do I think Joel’s perfect? No. No one is perfect. He’s a memer anyways, and that’s never good. But just because he likes to bring attention to issues doesn’t make him an asshole or anything like that. He’s being true, and clearly you guys don’t like hearing the truth.

"But Joel’s such an asshole! He’s always doing this"
Yeah because he seems to have no filter, and is the only guy in the “community” with a voice loud enough to call people out and have people pay attention to it. He’s not spewing lies. If he was wrong no one would give a shit. But it’s because he’s right, being brutally blunt, and he’s ‘attacking’ people who aren’t doing what most would do, is why people get angry and upset. No one these days can take criticism and then they go get their dick in a tangle and get back the only way they can. Which is I guess calling Joel an “asshole” and “fucking dick”, among other things, when he’s at no real fault.

^ This is why Joel is my fave

ding ding ding!

That was a fuckin atom bomb my friend, well said. 

mushroom-fantasy

This is why i love Joel Zimmerman, hes such a douche.

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I agree with matthew lillard!

(Source: vanillaswirlzz, via desert-corpse)

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